subtitle: what I wish I told my sister before middle school
you will get your period one day,
and you will not feel like a woman.
you will feel like your body has betrayed
every promise it ever curled around
your little finger. this is normal.
you will get…
Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made
SO MY TRANSPARENT SHOES
I GOT THEM
AND THEY FIT
I’M SO HAPPY
NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE ALL THE AWESOME SOCKS I WEAR
during foreplay light him on fire and proclaim “Fire cannot kill a dragon,”
Ariel is the second one from my series
Drew this a while ago, I meant to finish these quick but I have been so busy!
Star Spangled Roast Dinner
Not Wearing Any Chicken Marsala.
Wow. That’s a terrible name for a band.
Oh man, we’re totally a hipster band. We probably play ironic rockabilly.
Jean Dried Mango
I’m not sure what I expected.
Black Meat Loaf
we obviously do a lot of power ballads
Dark Green Pineapple Empanada
Shiny Golden Chicken Wings
Fuck yes we’re going to rule the Alternative world
baby blue mac and cheese
obviously a hipster indie-wannabe band
no pants sandwich
that is fucking awesome
grey cheese ruffles
Navy Pie… Blue blue berry pie.
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
“ Satan was just pretty chill.”
what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore
let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful#tHE APOCALYPSE WAS LESS STRESSFUL
Every time I open the freezer I f*cking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass f*cking ice cream cone
I thought she had the ice cream stuck on her thumb. I was just wondering why someone would make finger glove ice cream because it would melt.